23%

I’m like  rambunctious collie, eager to play with all the shiny new ideas you show me.

56%

I’m like a sponge, absorbing everything.

21%

I’m like a shopper at SuperZoo on the last morning — in a big hurry!

0%

I’m like an IRS auditor waiting for you to make a mistake. (By the way, you left off the question mark.)


This article originally appeared in the November-December 2017 edition of PETS+.