I’m like rambunctious collie, eager to play with all the shiny new ideas you show me.
I’m like a sponge, absorbing everything.
I’m like a shopper at SuperZoo on the last morning — in a big hurry!
I’m like an IRS auditor waiting for you to make a mistake. (By the way, you left off the question mark.)
This article originally appeared in the November-December 2017 edition of PETS+.