Here’s a classic “Open” and “Closed” sign combination — with an awesome twist. Another “Closed” sign guaranteed to make customers want to come back. Got people littering outside your business? Slap up this hilariously passive-aggressive sign and watch the trash disappear. Here’s a “Big Sale” sign for people who despise hyped-up “Big Sale” signs. You can’t beat the honesty on display here. An impactful way to immediately establish the correct toilet paper rules in your business’s bathroom. Here’s a friendly way to remind customers to take it easy on your valued staff. Oh man, we would love to work at this business. Maybe we wouldn’t love to be a customer here. But work there? Sign us up. With fall on its way, try putting your own spin on this auto repair firm’s gag about autumn’s most ubiquitous food seasoning/flavor. A tasty gag for any business with an in-store bar. This bathroom sign is so dark, and yet so funny. Truly selfie-worthy. Video surveillance signs are about the least friendly thing imaginable. Except this one. This sign pretty emphatically answers a question groomers regularly get. This urban store’s signage stops traffic without saying a word. This Domino’s Pizza franchisee certainly knows how to get people’s attention. Behold, what simply must be the best smoking-area sign ever. Nobody wants a sea of butts on the ground around their ornamental fish pond. This retailer’s sign makes the point without nagging. And another rabbit-themed version. You’ve seen the shoplifting sign about winning a free ride in a police car? Here’s a funnier, and pet-specific, twist. Don’t you think all stripmall signs should have such personality? Or any kind of personality at all. We’ll miss you, “The Sign!” Is the signage at your local dog park this much fun? It should be. For some pet pros, sweaty cash is one of the top occupational gross-outs. Another version of this, because we like the phrase “boob money”. This warning against letting children run wild in your business probably rings familiar. (But still should get a smile.) And here’s a far fresher (and funnier) spin on the “unattended children” warning. And one more. Hate when people talk on the phone while at your register? Try a variation of this sign. A winning sidewalk sign … replace “Nice drinks” with “Fun for your pets”. And here’s another sidewalk sign variation that presents passersby with the starkest of choices. Here’s the perfect Lionel Richie meme to place next to your current hot seller. 1 | 29 Previous 29 Photos That Show Why Bark Life Won the America’s Coolest Stores Contest Up Next 29 Instructional (and Even Inspiring) COVID-19 Signs from Pet and Other Businesses Photo Gallery See One Business’s Funny Plea for Better Customer Behavior … and 27 More Pretty Hilarious Retailer Signs Here’s a classic “Open” and “Closed” sign combination — with an awesome twist. Advertisement