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The Customer Who Wanted His Dog to Smell Like a Brothel

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Dog wants perfume

We had a customer say “If I was able to breast feed my dog, I would” … and another customer said, “Make my dog smell like a brothel. You know, with lots of perfume.” Keith Miller, Bubbly Paws, Minneapolis, MN


This article originally appeared in the July-August 2017 edition of PETS+.

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True Tales: This Pet-Business Owner Declined the Role of a Lifetime

She offered a consolation prize to no avail.

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A LADY CALLED saying that she was in town to celebrate her husband’s major birthday. For his birthday, she wanted to hire a groomer for her husband because he was into “role playing.” Although my staff and I declined the invitation, I did give her a price to rent out my business after hours. I never heard back. — Leel Michelle, Bow Wow Beauty Shoppe, San Diego, CA

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Poop Thief: Customer Tries to Pocket Gag Cardholder

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A lady tried to steal my fake dog poop cardholder because she was grossed out and offended. I caught her taking my cards out and trying to put it in her pocket book. Heck, for 8 bucks, I’d sell her one! — Eric Mack, Purrrfect Bark, Columbus, NC

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This Pet Mother Really Took “In a Hurry” to a Whole New Level

It wasn’t pretty.

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A daycare Mom was dropping off her dog. She drove right thru the building. Pam Alerine, Style Mutt, Cleveland, OH

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