Kill Your Website Soundtrack and More Business Rules for Pet Professionals

Rule 139: We’re not laughing with the musical soundtrack on your website’s home page. We’re laughing at it.

Rule 301: If a guy is wearing a T-shirt that reads “I can’t be overdrawn, I still have checks left!” you probably don’t want to take his check.

Rule 901: Good gift with purchase: Dog leash.

Great gift with purchase: GPS collar.

Really bad gift with purchase: Cujo on DVD.