The Worst Fonts for Your Office Brochure, and More Business Rules for Pet Professionals

Rule 37: Worst fonts for your office brochure (from least worst to absolute worst): Papyrus, Mistral, Comic Sans, Zapf Chancery, Zapf Chancery (ALL CAPS).

Rule 101: Do not allow your free pet grooming deluxe package to be charity-raffled at any event that has a mob of chanting protestors outside.

Rule 386: If you answer an employee’s complaint by saying, “Them’s the breaks,” the chances of that employee causing you bodily harm double.